A man in China broke through a glass window to get out of an argument with his girlfriend … and, we’re breaking out an old TMZ favorite — the caption contest!

Comments are back on our site, and the competition’s back on, too … so, we want your most creative caption for this wild, cartoon-like move.

The contest ends Monday night … deadline to submit is Tuesday, April 29, at 12:01 AM PT … and, don’t try to argue with us on it — ’cause we have a great new move to escape confrontation.

The winner will get $100 and a sweet TMZ T-shirt … so, make the leap, type to your heart’s content — and make us laugh.